What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Deuteronomy 17

Lose lips shimk ships.

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Your going to be alright just relax

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?